StateÂ lawmakersÂ shouldÂ considerÂ giving regular, free sex toÂ BoeingÂ execsÂ toÂ convinceÂ the company toÂ stayÂ inÂ WashingtonÂ State.
Inspired by this article: Washington state pitches more help for Boeing.
As Brendan Williams said on facebook:
From 167-page state proposal offering Boeing further concessions on top of $8.7B tax break: On workersâ€™ comp, â€œwe are committed to working with you to identify and implement additional administrative and, potentially legislative, cost-saving measures that will further reduce your costsâ€ (pg. 30). On pollution, â€œwe commit to exploring how public investment in pollution reduction efforts can contributeâ€ (pg. 33 â€“ in other words, weâ€™ll pay for your pollution if you make us).