Computer-generated articles based on the statistics of news feeds

Over the past two and a half  years I have daily been collecting news feeds from about 70 news organizations and blogs, including Fox News, The Nation, NewsBusters, OpEdNews, NewsMax, Washington Post, CNN, Truthout, ThinkProgress, and the Wall Street Journal.

All together, there are over 636,000 articles (some consisting of only the abstracts, some having the entire content), taking up 1.7GB of disk space.

Using this data, I have been running various text analysis experiments.  Here I report on one fun experiment:   producing computer-generated articles in the style of a news source.

The way it works is that I collect statistics about word occurrences (which pairs and triplets of words tend to occur together). Then I randomly choose a start word (giving higher probability to words that occur more frequently), as well as a second word (based on the probability of the possible second word given the first word). Finally, I create a third word based on the probability of each third word that could possibly follow the previously two chosen words. Thereafter, each additional words is based on the two previous words. In technical jargon, I’m collecting trigram frequencies and calculating conditional probabilities.

In short, each triplet of contiguous words that you see in the “articles” below occurred in a real article, but triplets may come from different articles. Of course, the resulting computer-generated articles are nonsense. But they seem like real English, and some of the phrases are poetic.

Generated OpEdNews articles

Republican men is dead. Only love unites and binds the universe reigning over the proposed facility in Mobile. Police are called only one that puts the good, focus and inhibit their social standings, or rule by openly gay legislator, Bruce struck the capital. Raw materials, he also insisted that Congress approved the billions of dollars worth of the hostages that had been out in peaceful protest saw a quite militant vegan, Debs told a colleague from Kentucky. A prime example is Americans. As Garry Will’s Newest Book By Jim Mason whose magazine inspired me a conspiracy to torture us with great razzmatazz next week, which helped him win in the person who believes consciousness and the Protestant Reformation. Thus, I’ll be dead, 1. 6. But for the principled opponent of extending the debt ceiling impasse, it is a REAL letter on file and revert it back to SP and Moodys to obtain, information that is the Saudi Arabia — whatever it is kept alive and well send it to the work of manufacturing jobs. We must simply drive them out on events that took place on Sunday, Feb 12, 2011 at 84738 AM good points and to encourage them ? The answer is yes. How can conscious citizens must march and protest. We had experienced — with a NATO withdrawal will be out of Dont Ask Dont Tell Us Something ? Nothing. And if that doesnt include the post-Gulf War I and II were a proud grandmother, and as a response to the Ports are tired, its not pretty. Zenyattas strength is really surprising. One hundred days he would offer us necessary ways.

PETAs caseworkers have lost much of the unprecedented nature of the Birthers. We can see that there is an entrepreneur, is a full-blown torture and Occupy Meford Oregon. The threat level, compared to the eastern half of which they most need to keep at their occupation of Palestine PFLP, has the worlds Children the True Vote more. They realize they have to think of race, color, nationality, just like the heathen Native Americans is just as Choi was one of the Spartan women enjoyed a few months, I want to advance those who had become a toxic recycling center for clothing to all interested parties and the Jim Morrison fans and vents that bring to those most victimized by racist delegation members. By 1990, and not worry at all beneficial to your question around, Vitter has long been a determined group of exploited writers might want to criminalize and destroy public education by helping them. Then well know it is deeply rooted in both local and state prosecutors — out of your medical records. Moore had been reduced down to the Global Network board member explained, the author of the hideout as incompetence within the United States, there are two of the Gulf of Mexico and along Floridas white sand beaches, at least two state solution not because employment rose. During his regime, simply because the whole thing off ? the time as a maverick organization in the bitter-sweet euphoria of the father of his songs. The longer this racial charade goes on. The Syrian authorities did everything he could have initiated the plastic, glass hurricanes for generic human beings and instead concentrate on implementing the ludicrous conspiracy theory,

In addition to funding for the Air Force Central Command CENTCOM policy prohibits the use of the Committee on American exceptionalism. So, it defies any objective evidence that the federal budget. And so, the less than Goddess-level star in the North fired dozens of retired Gen. Eric Bogosian at Dallas Texasapos ; Cathedral of Hope Thoughts on July 8 complete with painted-on rust, and Condoleezza Rice, at current rates, has led an air support missions for the bicentennial in 2004, announcing what they have done the best foods to prepare for the past century, relations charged with weakness. Those with heightened individualism — or various other think tank, since no more that the redirection of storms. It happened because lawmakers and catered such famous weddings as that of a loser if we are in the year is ending and the cats-eye lenses flicked in that behavior hasnt ended, that dogs can learn from Kishnuji In 1991, but no, not challenging any of these ongoing wars in Iraq. Conservatives are crackpots, and the genuine study of women inclusion parameters and commitment to its progress towards ending the tax cut on social issues. Apparently, the Palestinian people. After defining the root source of strategic activism. FBI agents raided the offices of a nationally acclaimed author and do not believe were more violent acts. One thing will surely happen if we didnt do well by ending its Rip Van Winkle, You cant even describe to mechanism network certainty activities. The Everglades rural working class, the more than investors and homeowners, and even centuries. During his January 8, 2012 at 10232 PM Interesting! by Carla

Receiving my M. YOUNG, can be hacked, he would never have the upper quintile — those dirty liberal baby killers because Obamas Justice Department prosecuted a Texas beach. A. sponsored an army bivouac, smaller local banks and corporations to maximize the benefit of corporations that are easily certified unless they mend with no intent to revitalize the economy and end unemployment. Society is a fascinating conclusion more than two years, Norman Myers of Oxford University where he and other common people of America, we do if I simply am saying that the Pentagon Papers at www. eidelsonconsulting. com and a letter toPresident Clinton, have about deposing Qaddafi is on the other hand, but should go down. On the one percent, its definitely your machine guns. Secondly, although drought, everything was working with Congress and in contravention of the Rise of the single most important element in both cases is that the health services — used the word war is hell everywhere. On one particular behavior he expects a repeat of the author and do not pick up their hysteria and look what happened with The Peoples Combination attempts to cover it up to the OBC. 1 2 httpdavidswanson. org and httpwarisacrime. org and httpwarisacrime. org David Swanson is another thing. If they dont like the Tea Party coupled with his wife, they will not save the Euro is not possible. The pieces, youd rub your eyes, even though it is being sorely tested by a US Chamber of Commerce lies anymore. Remember that when a person, her claims, that some at the seams. Will we see and hear him out.

Authority in Sumer, Egypt, betrayed, wondering about his courage and forthrightness to confront an adversary actor into a bucket of water for the District of New Jersey, Ohio, whereas cutting taxes on the right wing beer magnate Coors Family, The Will to topple elected governments. The security was sold as a leader of the worst crisis in economy and a game plan. Most of these boats and verified their cargo and aviation. There is no money doing those interviews ? and not the Mormons out. Our focus is on the tundra, I never met him a couple recent layoffs, deregulation gave carte blanche to stall. Today, many Jews and Christians – three oils followed by crass comments about how one dog whose ribs showed was that even resembles comprehensive financial reform quickly praised by the war is business as usual, billions of dollars in tax breaks he gave an assessment portion of money as it is only a tiny incident, these investments goes into effect March 3, would successfully win a war that cannot be saved by the Constitution, nor where you pray for the vast space inhabited by humans with Free Gaza and attacks, when one of the politicians who passed away of the labor force participation held steady at twice the funding for a double dip, an organisation whose work has appeared in US politics reflects an astounding comeback, or anyone who had just been blown away and not its programming in the middle. One woman and having no faith or sunlight run the risk of oil and gas corporations – to not release the hostages release until, near millionaires.

The cables report King Abdullah II bin Al Hussein of Iraq would be traces of copper and selenium reduced by about 2 trillion in aid, France demanded that the Bush-Cheney-Republican crowd did to Californians economy and destroy as many ecologists and economists believe the uprisings in Tunisia, when Peter, when, filled with violent repression, it would mean to occupy that ceremonial President Dr. Timothy Madden is an EEOC requirement affords managers. While this may seem like a law abiding civilized member of our sons and daughters into another direction we are watching with a useful smokescreen for a strong hint that if there was always painfully obvious that this kleptocratic revolution worked really hard for Civil Rights Movement by treating any government qualified and ready to explode fireworks off Cuba to be the invisible wounds of our time and you be skeptical that any action from inside the center of the epidemic. Turn them in. You dont even believe these stories in the White House. Lets not forget that these amazing accomplishments ? Does arbitrary human invention, its fliud, it almost impossible to understand the full range of senior Democrats chose to make it impossible for us tapped out lumpens to have been under this section is where a social equity, while appealing, and the death of what would you assess the results are all used up their corporate sponsors of Peoples World, where Dr. Steffie Woolhandler, a pretty, plain and pure as gold. EmersonLake I had been denied health coverage would be a bumpy ride. If the president and Congress. Nichols writes about financial awards must be ousted from the crowd flooding into our lives?

Articles written in the style of yours truly

Work with Republicans to kill pro-labor bills in the Gulf of Mexico. They misled the public is now confused about the topic. If the Dems make a clean break with the children and hug them. Sometimes the parents think Im some sortof weirdo, so establishing a high-earners income tax. Their cruel tax cuts for the funding than Democrats 148. So, I could pass resolutions in support of education. And suicidal vets and crushing debt. We can ameliorate the problem locally, of the Union speech, the Left and the Democratic Party in Washington State, the Democrats voted against funding the war in Afghanistan. President Obama share blame. But after twenty months in office, Obama has done little to discourage conservative rhetoric and policies, the State Constitution says All taxes shall be uniform upon the same goals and values economic justice, civil rights, tax policy, regulation, destroy unions, environmentalism, unionism, an end to partisan rancor backfired. Instead, we could more quickly bring an end to the Seattle Times regularly publishes right-wing propaganda pieces by the President or the progressive caucus, the nation. About 60 of state revenues come from sales tax, and, briefly, further back on the Left, a market-based approach is infeasible, since Obamas policies are inconsistent or changeable. McDermott said that it surprises me that a black former community organizer, who are angry probably believe that progressive tax on the Left to explain the role of government ? Specifically, the police, or their main hobby. This point was made in pieces like Rahm Emanuel about Obamas centrism. McDermott came under considerable criticism.

They rigged elections, superior organization and party discipline is weak. Somalia is the solution to their problems. Again there is an election year, and the Democratic Party runs deep. They wouldnt have cut taxes as much for the third-party person or the Tea Party candidate, Scott Brown. Others have claimed that the course I set during the previous sentence, but its basically correct. Im active in politics. Its good to get our message out. But she herself immediately denounced the budget saying that it would have set the record straight. The Washington Federation of State Employees alleged that Ross Hunter 48th LD and 41st LD Rep. Hunter says he is not a network of totalitarian states. In the rest of this year. Capital gains are taxed at a fraction of the wealthy. The Road Kill members such as the Republicans with respect. I recall scientific experiments that exposed how humans are attracted to small animals with large heads relative to their bodies and big Bambi eyes. Still more, why should believers need to remind Him of whats wrong ? And why should believers need to let Him know your needs. He says, Tukwila used the threat of eminent domain to force the owners of a good job at holding the Republicans to regroup and to raise taxes. She beat her Republican challenger by 53 to 47. But I know how you can make big bucks specialize in political anger. Interview people. Obama is a third term Republican representative in Washingtons 8th Congressional seat is Suzan DelBene, an everything but marriage law that expands the rights of gay couples. It is to convince the American public.

Voters believe conservative talking points about Obama and the Democratic lawmakers have shown little interest in supporting a state office. Soft-core progressives ask the Naderites to face the facts. Most Americans seem unaware that The concentration of wealth in America and overseas, and many middle-of-the-road Democrats. By the way politics was done inside the Beltway. This years anti-tax Initiative 1033, which has been centrist to a local conservative journalist Until Obama and Democrats nationwide turn decisively against conservative rhetoric and policies, the press and gave large subsidies to newspapers and magazines in the recent health care bill. The mainstream news media. The BO Tax is based on revenues, leading to the unnaturally low levels resulting from the public about the supposed evils of government. In defense of his Administration and its less wealthy southern suburbs. Opponents of I-1033 mounted a vigorous campaign to oppose the initiative, passed in 2007, when its time for Washington, in a similar role in the Senate. On the other hand, some actions by politicians and corporations are evil in an active, non-banal way. 1. Examples of economic evil The strange thing is that its a scatter-shot approach. It has language requiring that all property must be porous we mustnt fund traitors who support Al Qaeda or crackpots who promote Holocaust denial theories. But it is nonsense to attribute the less than half a percent, while employment grew in Colorado by less than half a percent, while lowering taxes for the disasters that occurred. Bush and Cheney once it became clear that they necessarily have a powerful conservative lobby that influences Republicans and compromised repeatedly, in particular, that would stifle.

This important legislation is surprising. The states all-cuts budget. But I now realize, in a wavy fashion, to stick their necks out on the Democratic base. And regressive taxation is rich folks got hundreds of billions of dollars wasted in senseless wars and tax cuts for contributing to the Trans Alta Energy plant notes from LAC meeting. One of them, a market-based approach is infeasible, since Obamas policies are inconsistent or changeable. McDermott thinks that Obama and the Democratic-controlled legislature did an all-cuts budget. Further cuts are expected next year, due to his promise to support a public good, akin to police protection, courts, on health care, and a successful businesswoman. The President is the one who chose to look back on the Right, and I encourage other people living in the state constitution — no easy task. In 2007 the U. S. has its advantages. For such public funding from political interference The standard argument against government funded journalism is that, to the country he left things in shambles, forcing cuts to government. Eyman is a God rewards those who help themselves. In short, President Obama and Big Insurance — to a local conservative journalist Until Obama and defend themselves or not ? Apparently not. President Obama had to rely on Republicans to blame Democrats for their betrayals. This is symptomatic. The Democrats keep relying on scare tactics like this to stop progressives from voting their consciences. They keep bringing up the flavor of some of the Left was unable to convince voters to support the Fair Elections Now bill. I ask Why should we pray ? because if

Actually, election fraud, from any malice towards others so much as from uncontrolled greed. On websites like OpEdNews, there are plenty of Democrats really are corrupt — particularly, the hopes of drowning it in a bathtub of debt, mismanagement, privatization, and special interests, for which the benefits accrue to everyone, a progressive income tax increase in 2009. On the weekend of June 25 I attended the Washington State. Heres how conservatives did it, with devastating consequences. In this context, a hardcore leftist trying to get it. The evidence shows that subsidies do not support socialism or communism. I find Ramanas argument pretty darn convincing, and destroy public transportation, national defense, public bads, private goods Why we need government. Eyman has had to slash government services to balance the budget saying that Obama and the Democrats inability to effect reform ? Will voters appreciate the subtle and technical achievements of the war in Iraq. They may very well succeed in their opposition to the middle class figure out that conservative talking points about Obama and the public about the depths of corruption in federal agencies and services on which our economic and physical well-being depends. If the Republicans wanted! Their plan to drown government in a bathtub is coming to fruition right before our eyes, especially on womens rights, environmentalism, and games. Government laws and regulations protect us from fraud, a market-based approach is infeasible, since allowing people the choice not to lead allowing Congress too much, voters this year approved ballot measures No. 66 and No. 66 and No. There are numerous democratic nations.

Generated FoxNews Articles

That’s the question is not about class inequality. This report would appear to stand up for everything from tax increases. The stars, yelling Fab 14, 2010 photo, Gen. P. J. Crowley called the ship. At the White House has promised to offer his frank assessment of the oil-rich Canadian province of Nimroz. ? — Senior Senate Democratic leadership in the middle class from the season of progress in the median net worth is estimated that aid during the course of an ATF agent who is promoting his city and tearing up parts of the United States — pay the state, said Democratic state lawmakers that the more important issues in the field of 16 states. Nelson met one-on-one with the possibility he could force it to wildlife. Hornbuckle also confirmed to the Department of Homeland Security Department might be embarrassed that procedures were handled properly. The Republican House chairman who has announced it will take into account costs of Obamas birth state. According to Leahys office, said one Republican, opposes the bill straight to author Mark Halperin of Time magazine article in The Tea Party movement was receiving a hotline and email accounts of their second state in support of the greatest health care law as it appeared unlikely the Republicans were energized. I think its notable that people understandably have about 90 billion a year without a deal, Social Security Administration denied Melissas application seeking survivor benefits for millions of acres of public employee unions is a jobs thing, Clinton said. Due to new buildings increased security measures may be the handmaidens of the Federal Emergency Management Department.

Plans by Jewish extremists are inside the two peoples. Israel annexed east Jerusalem since the Sept. 11 attacks. Paul Simon Public Policy Polling survey showed that Bush was the problem by cutting the agency has identified more than a year, some within the party of Thomas comments amount to diddly. 160 ; But with Obama for a deficit this year as the partys platform. How can I just claim to be vacated by Democrat Evan Bayh of Indiana South issued the cover into the World Advertise With Us Terms of Use Privacy Policy Ad Choices Contact Us Email Newsroom FAQ Press Follow Facebook Twitter YouTube RSS Newsletters This material may not be further contributions in the electoral system is open for people at the conservative Tea Party Express spokesman Levi Russell, are now under investigation after his death, including one in five feels angry 21 percent, or redistributed. 2011 FOX News Network, LLC. All market data delayed 20 minutes to make public its first major pipe cut as soon as someone who is fighting the federal government to stabilize Iraq, according to reports, security for all future military, it massively increases the urgency is high. Federal watchdogs have been under GOP control of that having a quarter of 18- to 29-year-olds are less concerned with paying back 6. 2 Direction of Country Right Direction Wrong Track Spread RCP Average 34. 2 Direction of Country Right Direction Wrong Track Spread RCP Average 27. The Affordable Care Act, or redistributed. 2011 FOX News Network, LLC. All rights reserved. All rights reserved. All rights reserved. All three have been ? an outright ban on corporate jets.

Media relations for BP to use the blond mother of an agreement appeared within the department had fined an airline pilot punished by voters, mostly in professional and business category. By no means cheap. 160 ; reasserted her longstanding position about how horrendous it was even cast, Reed said Castle is now resuming her schedule to allow pessimism to shape and that no criminal record and crippling federal budget deficit. The reality of who can beat President Obama but he may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or to spend on campaign finance laws during a key planner for Al Qaeda is under increasing scrutiny in the same enthusiasm they did and how we can keep pushing Congress to vote against it. The sign shows large photographs of his 447 billion jobs bill for the restaurant group that the president will address both the ZANU-PF and Mugabe. Related Links Senate Democrats 24-hour notice. — Some airline pilots have filed a lawsuit filed by Mexico and unaccounted for on a massive Taiwanese oil skimmer in the Republican presidential caucuses, there are signs that Democrats will have to get through to criticize Perrys immigration record, Conrads departure does not approach the scope of their request to increase the distance voters have a lot to do, he said. And it ? While Christie rarely talks about how well make it easier for airline passengers in rollover lawsuits are wholly inconsistent with a return to policies that are now mandatory and discretionary spending — will be content to let victims of anti-gay bullying. Next week is running for president, wrote Jaret Seiberg, an executive order has drawn the ire of Tea Party movement than a month after Homeland Security.

The White House initially was scheduled to attend, and said Obama absolutely does not reconsider. He also said theres no way it would be an important piece, an arrest. The chairmen are retired U. S. officials about how we roll, Rendell said on a White House at months end, DeParle told reporters at an energy facility. April 24 In the Gulf Engineers kept vigil Saturday over the previous best option in the Senate version, potentially setting up shop amid locals heading to Alabama. Obama has signed a multi-year effort to overhaul it desperately needs, being named the winner emerges weakened and the National Transportation Safety Board member Roberto Bobby Martinez said. Paul Ryan, hardly competed in Tuesdays election. Once a name for a license plate on the House and then 30 days in a radio interview last month after their vacation in Maine. July 3 In the Gulf region. Floridas Panama City Beach was expected to meet with local governments buy foreclosed properties and the way for the Cuccinelli decision. The Palestinian Authority can ? ride out the scope of government by creating more government debt if the bill that undermines critical priorities or who did not return a request on Thursday issued temporary political maps adopted by the United States, as all talk and occasional smoking were the very least, Clark said in a letter to all new weatherization work in, push for other reasons, Treasury spokeswoman Colleen Murray said. Theres no reason for my pastor, he said in a corner ? protecting millionaires and billionaires. Republicans lawmakers to more than four frontrunners. But officials would not say in the Justice Departments Office of the

Vahidi did not engineer the upcoming decade that have raised concerns Saturday about a 2006 interview with Fox News Store Apps Downloads About Careers Internships – FNCU Fox Around the World Economy ? Jobless Rate Stays Stuck at 9 percent, with failure meaning 1, 000 inmates will have to absorb loses. They include former Colombian economics minister and former eBay chief executive Tony Hayward is resigning Monday in Phoenix during the race into a recess appointment has been used for ceremonial bill-signing and official membership would be presumed to be helping out everybody, including a call for the job. Transportation Command, commander of the abuse started when Patrick was 12. 6 Advertisement Authorities Look For Links Between Arizona Slaying And New Hampshire. Well see what it was impossible to use the savings to close 1, 014 adults was taken to the housing bubble did to the court filing earlier Friday. The aid tapers off dramatically for households making over 250, 000 acres of undeveloped acres of land that are happening behind the bill wasnt about a war, not jeopardize it, I wouldnt be a false impression that the department is not alone among western nations must agree to more of a Sale or Withdrawal from a European sense of House Democratic Caucus on Saturday as the legal ban on women. He went to federal positions are held in Manhattan, including all the components of a small, toiling group is dismissing the early stages of Alzheimers, including how a subprime lender, spent millions to accomplish, and sustained is critical because of mental illness that surfaces in late January. Despite her low-key role, though, have pushed him to continue rise in 17th

No. 2 billion in the Defense Department report issued earlier this week that his death was drowning, Bidensaid at the time and awards all its grant expenditures and a debt-ceiling increase, spending on gasoline situation. Asked if he doesn ? t have a campaign promise that he feels their pain at the state has been happy to score nearly 60 years as stocks, buying a prison in rural areas, where there have been avoided. But the American Counsel of the disease by mixing green and the worst of politics 29 percent. The state Brown hopes to return to academia in California have two more months would pass a yearlong payroll tax cut to Obamas agenda will be asking people to read the bill and passing a temporary deepwater drilling. Transocean Ltd. president Steven Newman told reporters at an extraordinary role precisely because I participated in or out in greater danger may exist around the country illegally. Several state lawmakers remain cautious, said the senior liberal-leaning justice, Napolitano said Sunday. Whenever reporters cover the cost of an emergency declaration, including that some workers were prevented from being certified. In 1998, and your departments mismanagement of evidence lower court rulings. In these areas where Republicans took exception to determine voters unofficial preference for an increase in the general administration on the presidents birthday, they are stopped for breakfast in the Gulf of Mexico. Using our budget deficit or does he just wants to let him end the war in Libya was not based upon a free T-shirt I guess, a pediatric respiratory therapist, left, and many may return to the Senate and the Democratic ballot, leaving Libya at 2pm.

According to the dismay of consumer protection. Democratic Senate candidate Lt. Gen. Robert Taft. While casting aspersions on Obamas speech to troops on the Able Danger Project, sent a fundraising dinner at the polls Tuesday. May 7 In the Gulf U. S. District Judge Henry E. coli and salmonella have exposed a past incorrect statement regarding the states high consequence. While a pre-abortion ultrasound exam. Undeterred, they account for more than half of a liberal who would you save money. Supporters of the nation since the citys police union, representing about 37, 000 years of military force. Pass this jobs bill stalled in Congress this year ahead of Tropical Storm Alex was downgraded to Will of Tea Party founder Phillip Dennis said there was little the governor, Mitt needs to follow its own. In 1994, Blumel is hoping to inject tougher restrictions on offshore oil drilling, bowing to the lawmakers rent at times was in Louisiana, his fourth since the reports goal is to set up the nomination has not been upfront about the Citigroup decision and that a Brown rally with a stun gun to church. to continue publishing stories on Joe. Sarah Palin, the White House, but people didnt have staff stationed at Walter Reed and Borders were the result of the newly elected members of the illegal worker from Green Bay quarterback Aaron Rodgers in the Baptist Joint Committee on Commerce, a San Francisco Medical Cannabis Club, the Democrats win back the coaching staff that their health care reform is a real chance to lay down some markers for making the Russian are looking to avoid a shutdown.

Looking for a series of meetings on the hook this administration, which is the battle is focused on keeping the much-maligned Dodd-Frank bank law that gives her first opinion Tuesday, write-ins had about 2 trillion — Obama, engaging with the governors race. And although the information age could withstand 11 straight losses and lost. In mid-May, it ruled on it through. The Associated Press contributed to this report. Related Stories Obama Faces Political Dilemma on Health Care What Happened to the Health-Care Law, said before jurors entered the plea deal was rushed through the ABO reflects an administration building for a House committee prepares to testify, two wars over the next decade. Republicans are beginning to look the other side starts to wane among these rebel groups have sought congressional affirmation of her 413-page book with Carl Bernstein, saying Republicans care more affordable for families like the question ? can ? t want to force the presidential election year since President Obama and first lady, Bachmann has generated far more effective master of the U. S. officials at historically low. These steps include more U. S. House Speaker John Boehner of Ohio on Tuesday after a half-century by Democrat Harry Reid of Using Immigration Push to Revive Alternate Jet.

Some of the crude sinks, evaporates or breaks down the war in hopes of attracting broader support to 17 points among all Iowa voters have been no final product. As the Department of Transportation, Orbitz displayed homepage ads in the lower brackets. Long-term authority for three years in office. Blairs term in 1998 and has solidified his support for bank examiners or legal obligation by the task is monumental. Advocacy group Demand Progress also complained over the last 12 months, Romney Kids Dressed Up As The Palins Chris Christie Yells At Idiot Game Change Lands In The Uncanny Valley Santorum Apologizes To Guam Newt And Callista Gingrich Go Dancing Wedded Risk You May Now Insure the Bride 8 Ways That Tech Can Help You Save Investing Error Dont Use Stocks as an industry group representing Latino clergy who were wounded in January despite party rules that allows criminals to qualify for early ballots as of June 19 In the Gulf region. Top state legislators. Some 25 percent of their pension benefits, a divided base and the largest anti-government protests is the only GOP candidate in 2008 agreed on the streets in the developing situation, Tancredo said he doesnt want to lose the presidential race and werent paid wont be an impartial jury to conclude otherwise on the wrist, you went Gulf-wide with this. With any bureaucracy that is news to this report. The White House concert Wednesday night to strengthen public health threat. Leiter pointed to U. S. officials express concern Libyas Muammar Qaddafi and four accused henchmen. Justice Stevens retires. One of the agencys workforce has not yet issued an anonymous leaker, credited President John F. Kennedys last motorcade.

Faux Old Testament Verses

 

Servants of Saul the son of Jephunneh; he drew me out of the Chaldeans shall come upon him, and worketh willingly with his eyes are like two young bullocks, for the tables whereon the soles of your dough for an inheritance, as at the sight of the children of Ramah, and he shall be drunken thou shalt not be satisfied they shall be upon Aaron’s heart, is like me in the land, even of the seed yet in my statutes and judgments and all his flesh, and perform the words which he did that which was before him and his work which God had put upon Aaron to minister in the eyes of Pharaoh came down; and this people unto the LORD your God hath shined.

Ye should go up and besieged Samaria, unto whom they have left him none remaining

Then he went in unto the LORD had commanded him, according to the chambers, and, behold, Aaron and his daughters, but poured it out, and stood by him shall be clothed with scarlet, and his name in the multitude of thy God, a man, by the greatness of thy gods that came not forth of the LORD brought upon Jerusalem, and in the ark of the congregation and heads of the goats, and none shall want her mate for my sighs

Make you a lamb for his statutes which I command you, in being like the plague have not kept that which is toward a wise man contendeth with a coat of many nations, to offer sacrifice.

From all their trespasses whereby they murmur against him, that they scrape off without the camp so they sanctified themselves, and devoured men

With them for unto this day, that they should take Daniel up out of the LORD had commanded him to speak in the skin of his power who can tell him, and his flock? where are thy valiant men of Ashdod saw that Saul was dead, and have profaned it, and described it

Call a solemn assembly. Gather the people went out from Beersheba and the flesh of the people compass thee about with his sword for the LORD have stirred thee up waymarks, make straight in the days of our God day and over the thirty, and all flesh was yet the appetite of the flock, but war was of costly stones, and overlaid their chapiters and their apparel; and stay on horses, and also a great slaughter and of an homer shall yield no meat; and there shalt thou be wroth with Judah, against this land, in seven days, nor any thing that is good; and to his sons, and their rising up in haste; for our cattle, the LORD God of Israel, saying, Bring hither the ephod, and burneth incense to the more inheritance, as he went into Micahs house were but a prudent man dealeth with knowledge and skill.

The cities of Judah were Er and Onan, Go, number Israel and Judah, and they shall rule over you in the land shall be cut off, and all the officers of the land of the LORD; joy and gladness, the calling of the blue, and that there be none; and the spirit of a young bullock, and of the people shall hear, and her adulteries from between the parts of the LORD, saying, Thus shalt thou separate the children of Reuben, Simeon shall be with thee, O daughter of my father and your fathers came forth from the battle, and offered burnt offerings, two baskets of figs, and put the staves, that they might know that I have drunk neither wine nor strong drink unto him, with psalteries, and maintain their cause, that was in hand, and all the days of Adam, and Hoglah, and answered and said unto me then shall ye keep my statutes, and they said unto David, but shall not cleave to the chambers be filled with blood, I am against thee, wherewith his mother. And Saul was yet alive with thee in all the army, which hath proceeded out of the king, and for a memorial before your fathers to give it to thee thy wages; then understood I

They sendeth forth his people, Be not rash with thy servant Jesse the Bethlehemite, slew the burnt offering, and the marishes thereof shall become a den of lions, When a man went up unto her, all that were with him was Carshena, Shethar, Admatha, Tarshish, and it shall be snares and nets, whilst that I may be the LORD, and lightly esteemed the words of the belly, which David his father in law, and blood into her sanctuary

Behold, I pray thee, O my people be ruled only in Gaza, and had no comforter; and the trees? And the barrel of meal in a net spread upon it; with favour wilt

One lamb, then shall Pharaoh hearken unto her, without an inhabitant, as they would keep these two days, night or day I spake unto Moses and Aaron in mount Seir, I will multiply thy seed which thou camest not, nor of the LORD said unto Manoah, Of a talent of gold, blue, that they shall all the people of the LORD; As the mountains of Israel, that I may speak; O Canaan, and he that keepeth the commandment of Cyrus the king sware, As the LORD, were an half broad, and prophesy there.

Because we have heard that the LORD, I pray you, saith the Lord gave the portions of the heaps, and came about the city of his daughters, and have told mine errand. And this is our Lord, forgive, and see his days are past, which thou shalt be hid from mine enemies yea, in the whirlwind of the LORD God of your fathers tempted me, and the holy place; his eyes also the hurt of the tabernacle of Korah died not were smitten before Israel; give ear to my kindred, and seek them not through the pillar of the pit of corruption for thou hast done against themselves to bring up, of the children of Israel, when Nebuchadrezzar king of Gerar did strive with the cunning men that were in the wilderness for all the kings of the LORD; how can I discern between the righteous studieth to answer, and Pildash

And they ministered unto him, until an asss head was of the LORD shall be confounded for my name may be prolonged any more at all, and thou shalt not lift up the meek will he regard your persons? saith the Lord GOD, Sodom and Gomorrah, Admah, and have erred, mine enemies and my people, Ye have feared the LORD, was Zimri, captain of fifty, of Ahab for the young to thee in unto thee? Why shouldest thou possess that good land which the waters thy merchandise, and shall be a peculiar treasure unto me, that there be laid waste? But this shall be circumcised among you; then shalt thou commit adultery for themselves are gone forth before thee, O inhabitant of Lebanon even unto fifty years old when he had forced his sister Tamar come, the children of Ammon came out as dust, and the land no flesh shall wax old as a curtain, and fetched him out of the sons of Esau; Thy wife shall have it so to me, saying, What said Elisha to thee thou wilt send our brother, and a bottle of wine yet for all the instruments of war were consumed, and saluted him, that he abhorred his own house thirteen years old and upward, to sit upon my branch

And, lo, it came to their number, but that ye may eat it; man may die because he hath grass? or his mother, as it were for a sign unto thee, that he goeth out and take hold one of Joabs men stood by him, ye shall be in league, shall be upon Aaron, took it and all Judah put him to day in mine hearing, Go, return into his house, and a little that I may worship the LORD will perfect that which is by the vision of Obadiah, and the desire of the Nazarite may drink wine this night, and these cattle are perplexed

Thereof deceit and violence in the room of Joab, and curdled me like cheese? Thou hast burned this roll, which they offer in the ears of David king over all the way of life in the warp, or pestilence, and Benaiah the son of Amoz, write it in a row of cedar he even built them high places that burn incense unto the name of the covenant which they shall perish among the heathen God sitteth upon the cart; and they clapped their hands upon the earth, and for the cities of Gilead because he slew them there. And the number of the court of the governors of Judah and Benjamin; and all the Jews that were ringstraked, speckled, and speak unto thee, or hath been mindful of thy works, with a cloud covered the house of God, and unto all the bed of spices great abundance for God had done for Israel his inheritance the LORD, and she bare him Nadab, and hear with thine eyes, and whose covenant he brake them beneath the mount Halak, that he die; and unto Aaron, and the high way, and the tablets, and for the pride of Israel, to accomplish my desire is before Jordan

Jacob their father, which ye said, and also I continued in the beginning; from the presence of the captivity of Judah, the son of a wheel; as she lay down in our place, and my heart and with all thine increase the third time. And the man of rest to the king of Bashan, And command them to bring forth my tent any more But

Said unto Balak, Stand fast, call upon thee; thou shalt sleep with his double bridle? Who can find the door after her with the kings, and went away, and came by the mountains, O LORD, and ask diligently; and none shall gather themselves together, they said unto David, saying, David cannot come in unto Pharaoh, and for the king held out the eyes of the beast of the oracle; but his father said, If in truth and peace offerings, and goodly cities, unto the LORD but I have sinned a great wrath shall not see a rod, the king thereof; his visage was so, and a liar giveth ear

And the children of Israel unto me, saying, He is in all that were with him, saying, The sword is upon the bank of the forest thereof, with all the boards thereof, saith the Lord GOD; Thus saith the Lord GOD, they have done this thing, and Arad, and lay frankincense thereon for it is commanded by the famine, and Samuel stood

Their portion is fat, thou hast heard the words of David and Ahaz his son, had done to you the land, a portion for ever and ever and of the LORD gave unto Jacob, by which he commanded you by the way thereof, thou shalt have no way to her, and do them for judgment, as my lord was fallen upon us, lighter, and they shall be greater than they that put far away the filth of the field on fire, of the branches of the congregation together unto Jerusalem, saying, Command the children of Israel gave unto Israel he laid his hands wrought in the feast seven days ye shall take away from him, Thou knowest all the day of the Benjamites round about, even the noise of chariots, and cedar trees out

Days to come up unto his servants for ever I was very fair, believe him for their goods, and all his army, as the LORD saved them by their polls, every one that walketh uprightly? Even of late my people to swear by Baal; and the Ethiopians before Asa, he shall go forth; when he led them by the sword for Hazor beforetime was the offering of Eliasaph the son of Amaziah, I cannot redeem it, which bringeth you up from his master, and Hamath

Prey departeth not; doth not spare so that whosoever shall be taken and he prepared in the place which was found in the generations of Esau the sons of Jonathan was gone down in the sixth day they gathered their brethren, were by the hand of the LORD of hosts, is Sodom and Gomorrah fled, and behold a well of water unto all people, and their fillets shall be for dung

My glory was fresh in me, into one of thy feet; As the LORD, and hear all the mighty fallen, and Ashbel.

mouth of the Syrians fled before the LORD, and set them up, and go into the hand of the LORD, and he brought them forth out of the land for it. And he said, These are the gods of Hamath. So David would not hearken unto the supplication of thy sons and daughters And all the increase, they shall die by famine And there we sat by Sauls side

There they mourned, and pitched in Kehelathah.

Made man upright; surely they swear falsely, and one thousand and four hundred chariots, because they came near, and the water is naught, it is known in the field for I have been to thee-ward very good figs, very good and right, nor his manservant, and Noah removed the bounds of the LORDs oath that is in Samaria! for he dwelleth in the year of his horses are swifter than eagles,

And iniquity was found in him, he shall minister with their villages that Kedar doth inhabit let the lad, Carry him to eat; and they please themselves in Lehi unto this day now therefore we take our fill of love until the morning, that is mine And ye shall know that I have made, and they brought down the wall of the LORD stirred up, and the daily sacrifice was taken out of their eyes, but it shall be coupled together beneath, I pray thee hide it not; neither shall ye die, since I came, lo, I would desire a man and beast of the villages of the God of his holiness; I will place them; and, behold, I am against thee; When I looked, and purple, and, behold, they have not shewed them the lands, by the rivers of waters run down with tears, with their suburbs and the oxen for the glory of the LORD said, I will fill this house of Judah, every man according to the battle? I come up to the greatest is given and the fallow deer, and my son. Thus his father, such as open every womb, which is by the hand of our daughters unto your brethren, What hast thou very heavily laid thy yoke, and my mouth; they shall know to refuse the evil that I may consume them, When a man find a betrothed damsel cried, A people that were incensed against thee I am the first, Obadiah the second month, when a multitude; for the full; for even all of brass?

In the place of the house of Israel in the shadow of death compassed me, Arise; for it is a present, vessels of service in the tabernacle, nor the valley also shall fight against this city, Samuel came; and they cast out from the bowels of my people Israel, until they also that beareth the carcase of unclean cattle, nor hear the word of the people to possess the land of the LORD and the chief prince

All the isles as a whale, that have not committed this trespass against the LORD, to be the chief, and built Ramah, and a law, Go again seven times And one told David; and had rest, and of my vanity there is none that could interpret them unto Pharaoh for with the running of Ahimaaz the son of Joseph, being seven thousand three hundred men turned their heart, Shall I recover of this house which I sent messengers, and that it be marvellous in the days of the judge for it under the children of Israel said unto Aaron and his sons, and do ye to the widow, and died in mount Gilboa, behold, the Gadites; and the Chaldeans, whose son is the hand of the goats for a sin offering, his fathers, and put the dread of thee, thou shalt thresh the heathen; his altars and their faces, and wept before him to Babylon, and I will provoke them.

Progenitors unto the king, that he heard say that day, because the day when he defied Israel, and said, Tell us, do all these that remain, seeing he is like unto him the fir tree the two leaves of the LORD thy God liveth, I will set upon thy servants sake, that seek him, and into his house; and offer his oblation unto the LORD, and he was removed out of all the chariots with fire then shall they see me and the silver cup, and one ewe lamb of the families of Simeon; Jemuel, and Nahath, Zerah his son, whom he had caused my people, and the spoilers came out behind him, he shall not cut off from among them; and Saul and Saul went home to Tamar his daughter was Sherah, who did very abominably in following idols, and died; and to this people shall be like unto that, as men come to pass at midnight the LORD will say unto him, for the Levites and the chambers be filled with bread of wickedness waste them any more, as the garden of God I trust in my house have sinned, and called for my children were angry with me, thou shalt have this day? or how shall I fear? the voice of the tabernacle of witness? For thou hast heard; and I will put their trust in the house of Israel a curse; and he shall not come into my place, and the robber swalloweth up their heads, and eat flesh, and said, Behold, it will go out of the house.

For wrath killeth the foolish plucketh.

Though thou, LORD, and say unto the inhabitants of the other branch, his sons name, THE LORD; which among them, Thus saith the LORD fought against it, and Israel mine elect, I pray thee, even their nakedness thou shalt put away the groves out of his house, and eat the blood of Jezreel shall dogs eat the fruit of thy father; for I am like a drunkard, so with any beast, and goats hair for his friends, to seek thee early for when thy king where is thy request? it is an everlasting covenant, and thirty shekels, full of men and they turned and came unto me, and spakest with thy right hand, and the children of Shallum, Amariah the second but Jeush

When Balaam saw that the LORD possess thou the time that their wives apart; All flesh shall it be found; but every mans hand. If I ascend up every man with his face shall I do unto them shall acknowledge the son of Hammedatha the Agagite, and every vision faileth?