The radical right here in America now boasts two fresh heroes: Cliven Bundy and Donald Sterling. With their eager penchant for plainspoken hypocrisy and outright bigotry, they ought to be a swell choice for the Tea Party/Republican presidential nomination come 2016.
First, good old boy Cliven Bundy rode heroically onto the public scene, proudly waving the American flag and spouting anti-government propagandaâ€”the kind of twisted nonsense that made the right-wing kings of talk radio sit up and take notice. In fact, Sean Hannity was so smitten by Cowboy Cliven that he vowed to stand with Bundy and his patriotic gun-wielding minions if the dastardly Feds should dare try to force those fine Americans to obey the law of the land.
And thatâ€™s one hallmark of right-wing ideology: law and order! Unless, of course, the law orders you to actually pay what you owe from grazing your cattle on land owned by the taxpaying citizens of the United States of America. So aw-shucks Cliven is really stealing from us. But he blames it on The Government, which is of course the ultimate evil in Tea Party extremist parlance.
Itâ€™s a bit convoluted, as blatant hypocrisy always is. You see, right-wingers â€œbelieve inâ€ the Constitution. Or at least their version of it; the one that says government is bad. Not sure where the founding fathers wrote that, but it must be in that doggone Constitution somewhere, right? Right-wingers adore those â€œWe the Peopleâ€ signs planted on their lawns. â€œWe the Peopleâ€ being angry white folks who yearn for frontier justice, the days of the old west, or any other place and time where they werenâ€™t forced to be part of civil society or look out for other folks. God forbid!
Itâ€™s all part of the cult of rugged individualism. Seems these flag-wavers have conveniently forgotten that communities built America. And that without the cooperation of honest, hard-working folks helping each other out, raising barns, building towns, caring for the less fortunate, the frontier would have been littered with the starved, lifeless bodies of countless rugged individualists. Without community and representative government there would be no United States of America. Which would probably suit this continentâ€™s aboriginal population just fine.
But logic aside (which is where the Tea Party prefers it), Cliven Bundyâ€™s racist ravings endeared him all the more to the right wing. Just a hard-workinâ€™ rancher a-speakinâ€™ his mind, right? Make that a deadbeat hypocrite who despises diversity and wraps himself in the flag of a country he doesnâ€™t even believe in.
So Cliven Bundy would make a perfect presidential candidate for the reconstituted Republican Party. And who better to complete the ticket than a bigoted billionaire? Enter Donald Sterling.
A fellow hater of folks who donâ€™t look or talk like he does, Don Sterling would bring an extra dimension to this right-wing hypocrisy fest. After all, who better to champion the Republican cause of â€œFamily Valuesâ€ than a brash billionaire bold enough to boast a mistress fifty years his junior in addition to a loving wife? Well, maybe not so loving. But picture this: a powerful leader with little sense of shame, a wife and a concubine? Why, itâ€™s positively biblical!
A couple of old white guys ready and willing to espouse the thinly-veiled conservative gospel of hatred, anger, fear, and division? Whatâ€™s not to like? Bring on Hilary, the Republicans are ready!