The Reverend Rich Lang officiated at the marriage ceremony between Corporate Person and Angela Vogel, on July 18, 2012 in Seattle.
“On behalf of our true religion, the worship of the dollar … I pronounce as an ordained United Methodist pastor, that they are from this day forward husband and wife, one corporate flesh, to the glory of Mammon and to the devastation of all the earth and its resources.”Â “May your children be sacrifices in war to greater market gain. May your desire for more always be insatiable.”Â Â Â “the merging of human being and immortal, God-like corporations”
The Seattle Raging Grannies entertained the guests.
We demand marriage rights for corporations!!!