- Author: Vicki Ryder
- Tune: “Zip-a-dee-doo-dah”
â€œLegitimate rapeâ€ is great birth control.
So says Todd Akin, and he oughta know.
If we are raped we can rest unafraid,
â€˜Cause we canâ€™t get pregnant if forcibly laid.
Our female bodies are clever that way,
We only get pregnant when we say â€œokay.â€
Doctors have told him, so it must be so,
The stork only comes if we donâ€™t say â€œNo!â€
Rape wonâ€™t make babies and that is a fact;
Thereâ€™s no global warming; the Earthâ€™s really flat.
We heard it on FOX News so it must be true.
Well, Mr. Akin, we say â€œFUCK YOU!â€