Fat butt fantasy: a political commentary on WA State politics

I have an image in my mind of a fat butt. One cheek is Microsoft. The other cheek is Boeing. The legislators line up to kiss them. It’s a rather crude image, but maybe it can be made cute and funny. I wish David Horsey took requests! Any artists out there?

There are plenty of fat butts the legislators and governor kiss, so I can imagine them in a line.

Everyone knows the tax system is unfair in Washington State. Everyone knows the legislators find it politically “infeasible” to do the right (=left) thing — which is to eliminate tax exemptions instead of raising the regressive sales tax. Both options require dealing with I-1053. The grassroots Dems and other citizens need to make it infeasible for the legislators and the governor to continue serving the 1%.