God corrects some misunderstandings

Hi, I’m God the Almighty, Creator of the Universe, also known as Jehovah, Allah, and Brahaman. Pretty cool, eh?Actually, it’s not so cool. I have to listen to a lot of tiresome prayers. Don’t you people realize that I already know what’s best for you? Lord knows: I don’t need to be reminded.

Secondly, the so-called Holy Books majorly misrepresent my teachings and contain all sorts of material added for political reasons. For example, all those threats about me sending people to hell for failing to believe or follow some religion? Total B.S.

And the bit about “Be fruitful and multiply”? I never said it.

The only thing I really care is about is that people should be kind to each other and take care of Creation.

See ya around.